13yr old boys

Everyday I pick up Joshua and his best friend, Andrew from school. They both sit in the back and have the most interesting conversations. They never stay on one topic for more than a few seconds. I like to listen to these conversations and I often find myself laughing quietly. Today the subjects of interest were: albinos, reverse albino-ism(what?), tacos Hernandez, mutated tigers, capture the flag, and this little diddy....

Joshua: Did you know that fingers are as easy to bite into as carrots?
Andrew: Yes, except the human brain stops you from actually doing it.